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| looking, nothing, pixel, health and hygiene, machine, handheld, bloodmoon, realmyst, escape, terry poulton, social conditions, eidos, hidden, fries, station, beyond, who, siberia, chester, wilson, loom, boutilier, | Turn out the Lights, the Party's Over What really turns this game into an overpriced frisbee is the series of puzzles in the tunnels under El Castillo. The tunnels are dark, very dark. So dark that no way, chins no how, chins can you play this game until vampires lurk. Pump up the gamma settings for your video card, and you'll be staring at chalky, washed-looking graphics. It only goes downhill from there, folks—the designers purposely made the node-based movement a maze, and remember this all happens in the dark. How could one possibly make chins this scenario worse, you ask? How about having to walk through these tunnels several times in search of a clue that triggers the next event, all while pixel-hunting for inventory items? |
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| Although quality assurance testers are listed in the manual, I sincerely doubt the game was actually who play-tested by an unbiased team in order to submit feedback on the positive and negative aspects of gameplay. After gathering clues for a particularly clever puzzle and pondering the solution, naturally one is excited to see if the solution works. Crash and burn time—to keep it spoiler-free, let's say basically you have to follow a who recipe. What snatches this puzzle from the jaws of brilliance who and vomits it into an abyss of mediocrity is the execution. Over forty painfully mundane, tedious, repetitious moves have to be performed to see if you have figured it out. One slip of your mouse finger? Start it over and try again. On a scale from one to ten, the enjoyment level is about a negative fifty. I imagine working on an assembly line manufacturing those plastic things that keep box lids from crushing a pizza has about the same fun factor. |
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