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I was always the little man, the square peg, the forgotten one. So I decided to do something about it." The voice belongs to Roger Samms, an unhinged entomologist who specializes in developing new ways to exterminate one of the world's oldest life forms: monkey roaches. He's gotten his hands on enough money to monkey live the good life in a poor country and is about to make his break. And then he picks up his mother's amulet. Turns out to be an amulet with magical powers: a mojo. It turns Roger into a roach. Oops. Bad mojo? I'm Crawling as Fast as I Can ... What was once Roger now faces a challenge of enormous proportions. A room a human could stride across in seconds is now a vast expanse of potential danger. Can he, as a roach, learn what he needs to know to return to human form by exploring the shabby rooms (among other places) of Eddie's Bar? It's a daunting journey for something as weak and fragile and small as a roach. There are creatures that would gladly turn Roger into an tasty snack.
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