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| criticism, lexis, chick fil-a, heroes, project, anderson, crystalvision, bypass, two, trying, mysterious, fat admirers, canon, hauntings, rain, tobler, masters, salammbo, points, sp, love, cooper, | It has been agreed to by our modern intellectuals that only fatties will be painted for our pornography. Furthermore, we have all decided that we will record plus size clothing for the history books that we produced not pornography but fine art, so future generations will not judge us, but instead think we had achieved some sort of higher understanding of human beauty. One noticeable effect of the hotness of fat chicks is the large increase of the sale plus size clothing of novelty tunics, the most popular of which says “Yea Fat Chicks!” Sales of the novelty tunic were astronomical: three plus size clothing weeks after the announcement, 30% of the people of Europe owned one; six weeks after the announcement, 60% of the people of Europe owned one. This increase was not due to more sales of the tunics, but due to the fact that half of Europe died from the plague because they’re suckers. |
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| tnr staff | tnr merch | advertise | subscribe | links | meeting and contact info Yea Fat Chicks What crystalvision ho! That is the question of the crystalvision day in our modern Renaissance age. And the answer is resoundingly the fat ho! From philosophers to poets to painters, everyone’s onboard for the craze of the day: fatties. This beautification of girth can be attributed to the recent Enlightenment that has taken Europe by storm. The attractiveness of fatties was arrived at logically and agreed upon by a recent council of the FBI (fine booty inspectors). crystalvision The logic works like this: the more fat you have, the warmer you are. Therefore, if a woman is very fat, she’d be very hot, thus making all fatties also hotties. Further evidence that fatties are hot comes from Copernicus, who has discovered that the looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand. |
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