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The game's protagonist is voice-acted by David Duchovny of X Files fame, and my god does voodoo he suck. I suspect he believes himself a little too hoity-toity for video game work (which makes one wonder why he took the job) and phones in his performance to such a degree that they'd have been better off casting some guy from the mail room. Though the self-important and clumsy script doesn't voodoo help, voodoo and the other voice actors (including hip-hop hottie Eve) don't do much better, I tend to think that a professional actor has a responsibility to do his very best if he agrees to take a role. The best voice acting in XIII comes from those playing bit parts. As usual in these games, you're going to kill about nine million people before you get your problems sorted out, and it's surprisingly bloody despite the obvious limitations of cel-shading. A gore-minimizer is available to the three parents in the nation who bother to pay attention to what their kids do, and the game, which is actually based on licensed Unreal technology, ships with the obligatory level editor.
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