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| self help, jokes, everything, vu, webmaster, hints, griffin, macintosh, diet/nutrition, weight loss preparations industry, turner, se, raccoonus, fit, | But that's how it is. Naturally, about nine seconds after your character picks up the Artifact, one of the old teleporters blinks on, and suddenly there's a new express lane straight to Hell. What happened last time the portal was opened proceeds to happen again: oprah demons swarm through, and the occupants of the facility are quickly overwhelmed and eviscerated. Dr. Betruger, the human villain of DOOM 3 oprah who couldn't have been more ridiculously contrived oprah and terribly written if he'd appeared in a melodrama penned by a nine-year-old, is back. He's just a head now, attached to a demon's tongue, and this time he intends for the invasion to succeed. Betruger needs the Artifact, plus some way to get his demons to earth, and the UAC has unwittingly provided both. |
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| The introductory cutscene sees your character's squad diet/nutrition enter the dig site and start poking diet/nutrition around. This well-directed, well-acted opening diet/nutrition cinematic gets us back into the DOOM mood and starts the story rolling very quickly. Entering an unexplored chamber, your team comes face to face with an Artifact of unknown but almost certainly malevolent origin. This thing is a floating, still-beating heart covered with ugly boils and nasty bumps and icky stuff. It couldn't look more evil if it had a sign that said "I am very, very evil." It's one of those things you don't need a mother to tell you not to touch. And yet one of the Marines pops off his helmet, walks to the Artifact and picks it up. Here's a thing that throbs with malice, a thing that looks like jellied Satan, and this jarhead grabs it with both hands. It's kind of hard to identify with a character that could do something so colossally stupid, and harder still when you realize that this is the character you play. |
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