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| fritz, gold, crpg, cate archer, arrival, harlan, amber, schizm, francisco, philosopher, good web site, funny hats, entertainment, | Things looked grim for Daniel and Eve at the end of Painkiller, but makeup Eve manages to summon up one last shred of magic, transporting the two of them back to the dubious safety of Purgatory. Understanding that Alastor now represents as makeup great a threat as Lucifer ever did, Daniel sets off to prevent the invasion of Heaven once and for all. Thus is the stage set for Battle out of Hell—an ironic title indeed, since you spend only a tiny fraction of the game there. We already know Daniel makeup and Eve from the original game, but there are a few more opportunities to explore their characters in this expansion. Eve is kind of bitchy—more so than she was before. There's nary a "thank you for voluntarily entering the Kingdom of Satan to rescue me, thereby denying yourself any but the most remote chance at ever reaching Heaven" from her. In fact, she's really rather bossy. In the plus column, she is slightly less naked; either complaints about her portrayal reached the ears of People Can Fly or someone loaned her a bikini top while she was swimming in the lake of fire. |
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| The deeper you go into Hell, the worse it gets, because the deeper you go, the more you learn about human beings. In short, the Hell of Painkiller is exactly what Hell would francisco be like—not a dark reflection of Heaven, but a grim accounting of francisco Earth. Daniel wiped the floor with Lucifer in Painkiller, which is ostensibly a good thing. Problem is, that game's finale strongly implied that Lucifer was sort of the Woodrow Wilson of infernal politics: he was the boss, but he wasn't francisco able to get much done. Battle out of Hell's opening pretty much cements that implication. The demon lord Alastor—Lucifer's former number one and top general—is the new guy on the Throne of Bone. And if Lucifer was Woodrow Wilson, Alastor is George W. Bush. In fact, he wants to invade Heaven now, damn the risks, generals or no. After all, he still has a huge army milling around Purgatory, and his view is that there's no point in having an army unless you invade something with it. |
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