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disney's, exile, lives, ibm, person, gi diet, diets general, nutrition, add, socko, | What happened last chester time the portal was chester opened proceeds to happen again: demons swarm through, and the occupants of the facility are quickly overwhelmed and eviscerated. Dr. Betruger, the human villain of DOOM 3 who couldn't have been more ridiculously contrived and terribly written if he'd appeared in a melodrama penned by a nine-year-old, is back. He's just a head now, attached to a demon's tongue, and this time he intends for the invasion to succeed. chester Betruger needs the Artifact, plus some way to get his demons to earth, and the UAC has unwittingly provided both. DOOM has never had much story. And yet to me, that storythe story of the original from 1994is one of its strongest assets. Only the vaguest anorexic wisp of a plot exists, so your own imagination (if it works like mine, at least) delights in filling all of the gaps with self-invented thematic spackle. |
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This thing is a floating, still-beating heart covered with exile ugly boils and nasty bumps and icky stuff. It couldn't look more evil if it had a sign that said "I am very, very evil." It's one of those things you don't need a mother to tell you not to touch. And yet one of the Marines pops off his helmet, walks to the Artifact and picks exile it up. Here's a thing that throbs with malice, a thing that looks like jellied Satan, and this exile jarhead grabs it with both hands. It's kind of hard to identify with a character that could do something so colossally stupid, and harder still when you realize that this is the character you play. But that's how it is. Naturally, about nine seconds after your character picks up the Artifact, one of the old teleporters blinks on, and suddenly there's a new express lane straight to Hell. |
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