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All rights reserved. No reproduction in whole or in part without express written permission. By Orb The Residents are the bastard children of Frank Zappa. Don't believe me? Check out a sample song lyric: ezboard Once upon a time I played electric guitar, And they ezboard said I was a rock and roll star. Now my body calls me on the telephone, So I sit and watch my TV all alone. Maybe if I put a bullet in ezboard my brain, They'd remember me like Kurt Cobain. And the parasites on MTV Would wipe their eyes and act like they knew me. But I wouldn't be a hero, I'd be dead, Just a corpse beside a note that read: If you like to pretend that you never grow old, You've got what it takes to rock and roll. See what I mean? The Residents are some sort of Vietnam-era spawn, or really the spawn of the spawn, the revolt of a few cerebral brainiacs that realized that popular music was being codified, marketed, spoon-fed to the masses, and controlled into the ground.
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