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| Full Moon does wars offer the choice of playing a male or female lead, and there are 140 points to wars distribute among general ability, age, aim, strength, perception and magical energy. You can even pick a virtual, irrelevant and annoying popup pet—in my case a gorilla with a "radiant smile and sporty shorts." These popup visits, which you will quickly turn off, feature such side-splitting (a little sarcasm here) comments as, "Do you like coconuts as much as I do?" wars and "Guess what, I need to go to the washroom." Yet all of these selected attributes, except possibly for the money amount, do little or nothing to measurably affect the flow and outcome of a very linear game. Barely having the endurance to finish the title once, I tried another game, this time playing the female P.I. with other characteristics, finding nothing obviously different in gameplay. "Where Are My Shoes; Where Did You Put Them?" —Tracy You play the role of a private investigator, newly hired by the Copper Detective Agency (that's Copper, not Cooper, get it?) |
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