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A Tale of Woe The Siren blazingly battled bright blue, behemoth bugs, barreling boars, and even a bear. She also passed through much lush 9 greenery, and then later cleared a path right through hordes 9 of skeletons and gargoyles underground via some stony crypts. Along the way she talked to and took on 9 quests from certain nonplayable characters (via rolling text only for the most part). "Clean my basement of krug" ranked only slightly higher than "Clean my basement of mold and mildew" on the popularity chart, but that particular bloke allowed my heroine to raid his place for goodies afterwards, so whatever. The lack of truly compelling side quests, back story, and cutscenes were this game's weakest aspects, barring it from a Skinny Minnie all-star rating. A to-do list like "Please find and return my trilogy of spell books that various people in town have borrowed," or "Let's help Merik retrieve his magical staff so he will join our party" get the vanilla award.
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