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Honestly, why they tolerate my presence gk around here is beyond me. Here's the story: you're a nice fellow named Daniel who is married to a nice woman named Catherine. It's Catherine's birthday, so Daniel stuffs her in the car and whisks her off to a fancy dinner despite the wrath-of-God thunderstorm roiling around them. In a cinematic moment as sweet-hearted as it is tragic, Daniel reaches across to take her hand and give her one of those "what a great wife I've got" smiles, thereby taking his eyes gk off the road just long enough gk to plow into an eighteen-wheeler that pulverizes the car and its occupants. Catherine gets into Heaven. Daniel does not. For reasons totally inexplicable to him, he's stuck waiting in an in-between world while his wife plays her harp without him. Along comes a surprisingly creepy angel named Sammael, who offers to move Daniel to the front of the line if he'll do God the teeny favor of killing Lucifer's four generals.
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