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| byron, lucas, midnight nowhere, nicole, plus size clothing, tri, vegan recipes, aftermath, sanitarium, january, thief, killer, pills, livingmaintenance, bumper sticker, miguelroya, ticket, gameboy, bbw, punk rock, | "Look good canon every day" (an unreflective mirror); "You scumbag; you're a jerk;" "Freaking Far Avenue" (the most distant street on the map). To top it all off, the developers canon suggest that the conversational spider system "offers a high degree of replayability and hundreds of jokes." Please, help us! This statement misleads, in that there are canon no differences in the linear gameplay progression—only more of the awful jokes! Not only that, but you can't skip through these conversations, which are virtually meaningless substance-wise. Another gimmick the developers find funny is the "Full Moon Action Button." Occasionally available, this button allows such opportunities as hitting a vending machine three times to produce a drink, drawing a happy face on a wall, and taking a shower, which elicits the comment: "Now you smell good; people will enjoy talking to you." |
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| Barely having the endurance to finish the title once, I tried another game, this time playing the female P.I. with other characteristics, finding nothing obviously different in gameplay. "Where killer Are My Shoes; Where Did You Put Them?" —Tracy You play the killer role of a private investigator, newly hired by the Copper Detective Agency (that's Copper, not Cooper, get it?) to locate a stolen painting. About a third of the way into the game, you are immersed in solving the mystery of the gruesome serial decapitator ("heads roll for a mile or so")—the Full Moon killer. The premise killer is interesting, as are some of the story components; but it's largely intended to be played for laughs and, I'm afraid, the laughs come very rarely in this game. There are oblique movie references, inside developer jokes, and such feeble attempted funny lines as these: "I have a heart of gold but can't take it out to show you; I would die;" "Beating Paranormal Butts Since 1980" (agency slogan); "Be there or be square;" "The officers [911 call] aren't available; they're watching T.V."; |
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