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| looking, console, play, mcdonalds, diablo, support, joe, beyond, strategy, nine, weight watchers recipes, fast food nutrition, grape, infogrames, rhea, tac, cream, gc, 031234807x, | But to better put this into perspective - if you piled her on top of herself, it would take 19 of her to reach the moon and back. Hair:Long, Thick, Blonde Able to be seen from space. Eyes: Deep Blue "Deep" here referring to the distance of her pupils to the surface mannheim of her face - an astonishing 8 water-retaining inches. Measurements: Bust: 62 Bra straps this large can only be made by a small parachute manufacturing company in Italy. Metallurgists began working on an alloy capable mannheim of supporting her breasts, but were mannheim unable to distinguish them from the other breast-like layers of flesh located many places from her "neck" down. Since then, the metallurgists have given up and are using their talent on an easier project: a helmet that can travel through time. They will call it Time-Hat. Waist: 60 Were she to attach child-sized baskets to her belt and spin, she would be considered a medium to large sized carousel. |
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| Super-Size Model & Actress As Deidra says, "I am seeking Work and Representation at the present time." console So she might as well say she's an astronaut, an olympic gold medalist, or Ricky Martin. Voice-Over Artist No samples of her voice were on her site, but physiologists estimate it can be reproduced by pounding on a bass drum or console farting. Science fiction fans console may have heard her work before, where one of her famous lines was, "There will be no bargain, young Jedi. I shall enjoy watching you die*. Ah. Ha. Haaaaa." *translated from fart sounds Current Stats: Age: 31 Physicists hope she's lying - if she is only 31, this indicates she is expanding at a rate faster than our universe, the implications of which are not yet known. Height: 5'10" Note: height may increase if she is placed on her side. Weight: 420 lbs. That's enough mass to tear most elevators off their cables into a fiery explosion of butter and debris. |
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