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Cindy-- send in the next applicant. And no more of these... these talking ham beanbags." And also, it helps if your reputation is affected by the slander you're suing against. Are these people calling each other and saying, "Sorry. I can't 9 come over for your dinner party this weekend, Julie. I found out today on the Internet that 9 you're fat." But I think Miguel best put this legal battle into perspective with his response to FatJuli's letter, "WHY SO MAD FATTYS! YOU HAVE A HAT! ENJOY THE CHILI!!!!" But back to Deidra. From her website, 9 we learn a lot about this eater of the prom (note: links don't currently work on her site because she is fat). She writes poems about her dogs and gives tips on how to keep them from falling off your lap if you're shaped like a beanbag. She's even nice enough to list her insane physical statistics. This helps Japanese gamblers better determine what creature to place their bets on during the next Giant Monster Unlimited Class Wrestling Tournament. And since the lay man has no possible way to understand her massive measurements, I've spent the last week travelling the city tracking down scientists, prostitutes, and other experts to help put them into understandable terms.
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