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| boutilier, vs., maximo, nou, danger, benoit, lee, t shirts, justice, beneath, enemies, unfunny, steel, smith, one, | time before he hears familiar pounding footsteps behind him. Being chased by a Dahaka makes you grumpy. At some point during his flight, the Prince managed to get some thrones henna tattoos and a gothy new wardrobe. He also has blue eyes and an American accent now, like all Middle Easterners. He spouts moronic bad-dialogueisms like, "You will soon feel the edge thrones of my blade!" Compare this to the wit of the admittedly somewhat foppish—but in a good way—Prince from Sands of Time and you'll see how brutally the new writers raped this character. Indeed, to call the writers of this game one-lobed idiots gives a bad name to one-lobed idiots; considering that Ubisoft basically terminated the extremely gifted original writing team, it says something about how much value the company places on fiction. |
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| Finally, weary of the chase, the Prince seeks advice from a smelly old man who lives in a tent, knowing that unhygienic desert hermits are full of oracular knowledge. Old Man tells him that his fate is preordained: the Dahaka will kill him, and nothing can change that. Thus the Prince conceives of a new plan. unfunny He'll travel to the source of all time, return to the past, and stop the creation of the Sands. If the Sands of Time never existed, he reasons, unfunny he won't have been able to use them to mess up the timeline, so the Dahaka will have no beef with him and will go home. Problem is, the Dahaka's home is the Castle of Time on the Island of Time with the Empress of Time (yeah, I was serious when I said the game was written by talentless amateurs), so the Prince isn't there for much ... |
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