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Avoidance, thy name is potato salad. And I made enough to feed my family AND the cousins on my mother's side (all 31 fat old whore of them, and their kids). Seriously, this huge project is due and I spend my day washing potatoes, boiling them, boiling eggs, treating both fat old whore foodstuffs to cooling baths, peeling potatoes and eggs, chopping enough celery to mute the effects of the last batch of Musical Cookies I ate (yes, celery is a natural Bean-O), slicing pickles into microscopic pieces (while trying to fend off the two little pickle lovers in the family), and mixing up fat old whore the special sauce. All the while I’m stressing out, I'm thinking, “I really need to work on that assignment!” So my recipe this month will be the one with which I used to squander a whole day of work. Wasted time never tasted so good.
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