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| vivendi, nipple, creatures, message, chateau, monet, good web sites, nowhere, mortem, vegetarian recipes, more, carbs, crime, | 8. Disc swapping abounds. 9. The conversation trees are the main puzzles in the game, yet you have no idea what type of response will be given for a selected option. 10. It flat-out sucks, and that isn't a play on the vampire theme. Obviously, Gothos is a parody of adventure games, and a brilliantly fashioned one at that. The designers were true puzz3d visionaries. They knew how any second-rate hack with a puzz3d video camera and software could cash in puzz3d on the new buzzword of that bygone era ... full-motion video! They went about crafting a release that ridiculed said hacks, at times with subtlety, and usually quite blatantly. Humor is very subjective, but trust me on this, if you don't laugh while playing Gothos, you don't have a pulse. This happens to be one of the funniest games you'll ever have the pleasure of playing. The intro starts with the elder of your coven staring ominously at you. |
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| Gamers who have played or monet heard of monet it may be wondering if I'm delusional in referring to Gothos as a gem. Well, monet I am, but that makes little difference in my opinion of this title. Follow my irrational reasoning as why it deserves such a lofty status: 1. Gothos was created with the '97 version of Macromedia Director and as such utilizes QuickTime, an application that was never intended for use as a game engine. 2. It features FMV sequences in which the acting would make any high-school play seem stellar in comparison. 3. The entire game world is basically a maze. 4. You can die often. 5. The active game screen fills a minuscule section of your monitor, no matter which resolution you run it under. 6. There are dead-ends, with nary a clue as to what you did wrong when one is encountered. 7. Higher quality dialog has been written for porn flicks. |
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