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| wynona, exile, revolution, egypt, desserts, entertainment, rpg's, fatchicks on the beach!, mobsters, the, looking, console, | The voice acting is passable, and the sound effects are actually quite good. The humor is just plain lame for the most part—Bud jean Tucker's name is the best joke in the jean game. And you know how quite a few games are programmed to insult you when you do something wrong? Bud Tucker does that, too, but he always called me "dude" or "guy" or "[insert your own synonym for male]," and that really started to bug me after a while. And the insults jean aren't cute or clever, they are just, well, insulting, not to mention repetitive—Bud's repertoire consists of about seven different slurs to cover 2,000 mistakes that a player will make. "So," I can hear you saying, "lame dialogue, hackneyed gameplay, sexism in the insults, subpar graphics—this game must really suck." |
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| Other than that, though, the game played flawlessly, in a DOS window using Windows 98. The graphics are high-quality ... if the the game had been released four or five years earlier than it was. For a 1997 game, they were substandard. The pixels were biggish, the animations were sparse, and the hotspots did not match up the in some instances with the items' location onscreen, making it damn near impossible to find these items. (This is one game where you will definitely need to get some the hints because of that nasty little factor.) The music is in annoying short loops, but in this game, it fades out about 20 seconds after you arrive at each location. However, you do visit each location several hundred times over the course of the game, so it definitely becomes an irritant. |
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